1 - 25 facts of life
 
25 facts of life 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. 3. People who feel the need ...
 
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 2 - Child of the 80's (super long)
 
You might be a child of the 80's if... ... you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you've never met in real life. ... the phrase going courting, to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis. ... you kno ...
 
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 3 - Confucius say...
 
Confucius say... Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Man wh ...
 
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 4 - The World of High Finance
 
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Rolls Royce. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, ...
 
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 5 - The Race
 
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap. They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation wen ...
 
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 6 - Change
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ...
 
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 7 - Why did the condom fly across the road?
 
Why did the condom fly across the road? -It was pissed off!! ...
 
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 8 - How do crazy people get through the forest?
 
How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psycho path. ...
 
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 9 - Facts of Life!
 
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it ...
 
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 10 - Forget the meaning of life...
 
Forget the meaning of life...we're stuck on these questions!: Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If all the wor ...
 
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