81 - Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
 
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. ...
 
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 82 - Frog Blender
 
Q: What goes around at 150mph and is red and green? A: A frog in a blender. ...
 
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 83 - Your stayin ugly!!!
 
A bus of 100 ugly people crashes and they all die........ They all arrive in heaven and God says before you go in I will grant you all one wish, the first person says I wish to be beautiful the next does the same and the next, God gets to about the 1 ...
 
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 84 - Too much Coffee
 
You know you're drinking too much coffee when... You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your ...
 
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 85 - The Pharmacy
 
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to bust. The pharmacist thinks this odd and asks hi ...
 
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 86 - Dare to Swim
 
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: My dear ...
 
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 87 - Pregnant Maid
 
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six m ...
 
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 88 - Classified Funny Ads
 
•Include your children when baking cookies! •Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted •Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says •British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands •Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neu ...
 
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 89 - Show Me The Money!
 
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! If money's the root of all evil, why do churches want it? All I ask is to prove tha ...
 
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 90 - Two Statues
 
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. You've been such exemplary statues, he announced to them, That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to b ...
 
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