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 71 - 50 things to do at Walmart
 
50 things to do at Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute i ...
 
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 72 - We have too many....
 
jokes ...
 
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 73 - That dog might bite!
 
One day a couple of guys are working at the wood mill eating their lunches when this dog shows up to eat their scraps. After they are done eating,the dog starts licking his balls. One of the guys shouts Man I wish I could do that! The other guy says If yo ...
 
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 74 - Smooth Flying
 
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, What was the problem? The pilot was bothered by a noise h ...
 
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 75 - Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
 
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. ...
 
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 76 - Bad Day?
 
When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle. ...
 
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 77 - Mistakes
 
I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones. ...
 
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 78 - Erudite Limerick
 
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came! ...
 
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 79 - MasterCard for Men
 
You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men: (No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth) Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: 23.00 Table dance: $30.0 ...
 
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 80 - Defamation of character
 
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig? The judge said that was tr ...
 
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