31 - Dear John Reply
 
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of wom ...
 
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 32 - Role Reversal
 
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands. She observed that the men now walked over 20 p ...
 
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 33 - Not me Sarge!
 
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave. The cadet replied, Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got ou ...
 
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 34 - The last laugh!
 
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent me a ...
 
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 35 - On the high seas!
 
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above, him he shouted, Give that man fiv ...
 
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 36 - Army vs. Marines!
 
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier ki ...
 
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 37 - Aussie Trouser Snake.
 
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines. The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, wash ...
 
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 38 - Bubba and Junior!
 
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank. But we's privates, protests Junior. ...
 
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 39 - People who don't believe in retaliation...
 
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says No, ask, Why not? 3. Wait until he says s ...
 
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 40 - The Night Before Payback!
 
Twas the night before Payback... 'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land, The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan. Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees, He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas. He though ...
 
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