21 - Learning to be tactful.
 
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said Kramer, your grandmother died. The soldier fell apart. After he left, the colonel told the lieutenant, You could have ...
 
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 22 - Mind over matter!
 
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over m ...
 
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 23 - Hidden in the Attic!
 
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. Well, Father, began the old man, At the begin ...
 
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 24 - French Fighter Pilot
 
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: Pierre, kiss me! Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlo ...
 
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 25 - Standing Still
 
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. You simpleton! the officer barked. Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have en ...
 
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 26 - The General's Temperature
 
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed ...
 
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 27 - Sharing Hotel Rooms
 
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. You've got to have a room somewhere, he pleaded. Or just a bed, I don't care where. Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, admitted the manager, and he ...
 
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 28 - Gulf War Remembered!
 
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey. Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey. Q: What do Saddam Huss ...
 
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 29 - US Air Force Humor!
 
Squawks are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION (P) Left inside ...
 
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 30 - Army Wisdom
 
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 10 second fuses only last 7 seconds. Anything you do can get you shot, even doing nothing. Claymores are labeled This si ...
 
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