11 - Who Is Braver?
 
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest. To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: Airman! Climb t ...
 
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 12 - Yes What?
 
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetic ...
 
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 13 - Standing In Line
 
This man comes to the Pearly Gates and is a little confused as to whereto report to God to get a determination on Heaven or Hell. He sees one sign that says: For Women and then notices a sign that says: For Men. As he approaches the aisle for men, he s ...
 
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 14 - Gun Barrel
 
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks What does one do about sex around here? The others direct him to a large gun barrel with a hole in it. At first he does not like the idea much but, when he tries it, he finds it ...
 
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 15 - Wooden Airfield
 
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German airfield, constructed with meticulous care, was made almost entirely of wood. There were wooden hangars, oil tanks, g ...
 
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 16 - Soldier's Ambition
 
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, What's your problem, Soldier? Chronic syphilis, Sir. What treatment are you getting? Five minutes with the wire brush each day. What's your ambition? To get back to the front, ...
 
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 17 - Little johnny at school
 
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. My da ...
 
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 18 - Early retirement
 
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's bod ...
 
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 19 - The Interview.
 
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what thing ...
 
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 20 - Military Wisdom!
 
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. 4. The easy way is always mined. 5. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 6. Professionals are predictable, it's the ...
 
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