71 - The
 
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! Who's been eating my porridge, he squeaks? Daddy Bear arriv ...
 
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 72 - The 3 little pigs.
 
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggie. I would like a Coke, said the second little piggie. I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third ...
 
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 73 - Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
 
10. Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats 9. Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass 8. Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy 7. How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldberg's Bikini Wax Oh, for God's sake. I'm sorry we had to print that one. ...
 
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 74 - Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive
 
Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I'm sick. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. I wi ...
 
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 75 - Schingwers
 
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers. A: Monica is a hooker, O.J. is a slicer and Bill doesn't know what hole to put it in. ...
 
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 76 - Famous Beer Quotes!
 
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years... I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra The problem with some people is that when they a ...
 
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 77 - Reflections on Life
 
George Carlin's Reflections on Life: 1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figur ...
 
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 78 - Little Red Riding Hood
 
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf, says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road, Little ...
 
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 79 - Jay Leno Jokes!
 
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show... Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the bo ...
 
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 80 - The Marv Albert Song
 
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (to be sung to Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland) Lacy things - the wife is missin, Didn't ask - her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' round in women's underwear. In the store - the ...
 
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