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 51 - Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
 
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. I could tell that my parents hated me ...
 
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 52 - Bart at the chalkboard!
 
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected writings of Bart Simpson from the opening credits. I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I w ...
 
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 53 - The Snow White Ad!
 
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest veh ...
 
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 54 - Oh Boy...more warning signs!
 
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place (why...a duh!) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. (ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!) On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised fo ...
 
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 55 - AOL/TW Merger.
 
Due to the merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes: Time Magazine's next Man Of The Year issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner. This of course will strictly be a coincidence. Th ...
 
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 56 - Top10 New Summer Camps!
 
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee 8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee 7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee 6. Louis Farakahn's--- ...
 
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 57 - What did Dr Spock find in the toilet?
 
Q. What did Dr Spock find in the toilet? A. The captains log. ...
 
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 58 - Movie Cliches
 
Herewith is a compendium of movie clichés, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes. The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things. Like how every time the ...
 
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 59 - Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
 
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ... it's how ...
 
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 60 - Andy Rooney Quotes
 
Andy Rooney Quotes: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round's a shape! Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alp ...
 
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