41 - What is God?
 
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't. He said God is neither white, nor black. God is neither male nor female. After hearing all this, a curious 5 year old turned to his dad and asked -Daddy, is God Michael J ...
 
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 42 - Green
 
Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have? A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention. ...
 
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 43 - Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
 
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, If you were a musician, who would you be?. Chuck Norris said, I would be Motzart. Jean Claud VanDam said, I would be Bethoven. Arnold said, I'll be Bac ...
 
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 44 - Charlie Brown in the 90's
 
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes: Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's: We learn about VD in: IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN Charlie and th ...
 
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 45 - Kermit the Frog
 
Q: What's long, green, thin, and smells like pork? A: Kermits finger! ...
 
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 46 - Some cute want-ads!
 
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers: 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. FREE PUPPIES: PART COCKER SPANIEL - PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 ...
 
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 47 - Think you're having a bad day!
 
If you think you're having a bad day...read these true stories! 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back int ...
 
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 48 - Seven Dwarfs Classic
 
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope! Everyone gets all excited and chants, We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him. The next day, ...
 
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 49 - The Forrest Gump Connection!
 
Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates... Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM! Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolate Forrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine! Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE! Forre ...
 
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 50 - Let me through!
 
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, Let me through! Let me through! I am the son ...
 
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