31 - Disgruntled Genie
 
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie emerges. She says normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son of a bitch, I a ...
 
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 32 - Rush Limbaugh
 
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, t ...
 
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 33 - Star Wars Vs Star Trek
 
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE 10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on STUN. 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just ...
 
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 34 - Star Wars Update Changes
 
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update #10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader. #9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers). #8 Kahn turns o ...
 
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 35 - Star Wars Remastered
 
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered Star Wars 15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself. 14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensel ...
 
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 36 - End of the World Reports
 
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsof ...
 
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 37 - The Hollywood/English Dictionary
 
VERBS: to schmooze = befriend scum to pitch = grovel shamelessly to brainstorm = feign preparedness to research = procrastinate indefinitely to network = spread disinformation to collaborate = argue incessantly to freelance = collect unemployment ...
 
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 38 - The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
 
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common? A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons! ...
 
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 39 - Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners!
 
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said ....Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. If it weren't for ...
 
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 40 - The Real Cinderella Story
 
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid. The fairy godmother says, I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball... on two conditions! Anythi ...
 
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