21 - Weathermen Are Nuts
 
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts 10. Every night, his forecast is: It's raining men, hallelujah! 9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him. 8. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer. 7. Satellite photos lo ...
 
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 22 - Write and Wrong
 
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell. He finds it difficult to make up his mind so he asks God if he can have a little tour of both places. God agrees and they first go to Hell where the ...
 
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 23 - 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
 
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in V ...
 
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 24 - Life According To TV Land
 
What the world is like in TV land: 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. 2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. 3. Crazed man ...
 
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 25 - Name A Fawn...
 
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn. A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season. ...
 
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 26 - A Letter From Barbie
 
A Letter From Barbie ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA Dear Sir, Listen you little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing sui ...
 
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 27 - Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
 
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell! 9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time? 8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed. 7. You've got something jammed in here real good. 6. ...
 
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 28 - Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
 
The judge said to Mickey I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy and Mickey said, I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy! ...
 
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 29 - Pinocchio Kidnapped!
 
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland? Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio. For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his ...
 
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 30 - 58 Newspaper Headlines
 
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farm ...
 
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