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 71 - Tasty Lawyer?
 
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, Hey! Cut it out, all righ ...
 
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 72 - Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
 
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWYERS Government Department of Fish and WildLife Sec. 1200 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency ...
 
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 73 - Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
 
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked THE BOOK and didn't find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must get on the elevator and go DOWNSTAIRS. Reluctantly the engineer boarded the elevator for the long ...
 
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 74 - Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
 
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some so ...
 
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 75 - Say That Again
 
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When ...
 
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 76 - The 12 marriages!
 
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin. This puzzled th ...
 
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 77 - Eternal Marriage
 
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter ...
 
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 78 - Get Me Another Lawyer
 
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case. Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion? Public ...
 
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 79 - Trust
 
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running s ...
 
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 80 - Two In One Grave?
 
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave? Of course not, dear, replied the moth ...
 
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