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 61 - Drowning Lawyer
 
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water! ...
 
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 62 - Getting a date.
 
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer. So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said No, he told her that it wa ...
 
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 63 - Lawyer hit by a car
 
A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over. As the policeman got o ...
 
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 64 - Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
 
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven? The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.Saint Peter a ...
 
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 65 - EMT response times.
 
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance teamâ??s response times. â??Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,â? bragged one, â??weâ??ve cut our emergency response time by ten per ...
 
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 66 - A lawyers tomstone.
 
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think th ...
 
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 67 - Actual Court Sayings!
 
30 things people actually said in court Question 1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. Question 2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks. Question 3. Q: This myas ...
 
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 68 - Early shopping trip.
 
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, What are you charged with? Doing my Christmas shopping early sir, replied the defendant. Well that's not an crime, said the judge! How early were you doing this shopping? ...
 
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 69 - The stranded lawyers!
 
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a resc ...
 
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 70 - In divorce court!
 
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce. Because, the man says, I live in a two-story house. The Judge replies, What kind of a rea ...
 
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