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 51 - Short Lawyer Jokes V
 
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in that's a shame)? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a crying shame? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: A ...
 
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 52 - Origin of Lawyers
 
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. Doctor, she asks nervously, can you get pregnant from anal sex? Certainly, replies the doctor, Where do you think lawyers come from! ...
 
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 53 - Lawyer: Send Me
 
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. One million dollars, he answered, because ...
 
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 54 - Judges Award
 
Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully, the divorce court judge said, and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week. That's very fair, your honor, the husband said. And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself. ...
 
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 55 - Inventing Wire
 
How was wire invented? Two lawyers pulling on a penny. ...
 
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 56 - Cross With A Blonde
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. ...
 
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 57 - Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
 
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, Just a minute, I'll be right back. At that, Saint Peter took the lawyer away. When Saint Pet ...
 
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 58 - Lawyers Abode (Classic)
 
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer. Saint Peter: This fence needs some repair. I'll see ...
 
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 59 - Conflict of Interest
 
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases! ...
 
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 60 - Lawyer Stamps?
 
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don�t know which side to spit on! ...
 
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