31 - Bill
 
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass! ...
 
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 32 - Gigolo
 
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time. ...
 
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 33 - 2 2
 
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked How much is 2 2? The housewife replies: Four!. The accountant says: I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time. The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the ...
 
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 34 - Explaination
 
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Tim, you be first, she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim stood up and proudly said, She's a doctor. That's wonderful. How about you, Amie? Amie shyly stood up, ...
 
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 35 - St. Peter
 
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted ...
 
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 36 - Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
 
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't... Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counselor, let's do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 an ...
 
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 37 - Attorney Hunting Rules
 
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS 372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes. 372.02 - Taking ...
 
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 38 - Notice of a Class Action Suit
 
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens. The following is a list of constant problems: - A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select ...
 
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 39 - It's Against the Law to...
 
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so reque ...
 
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 40 - The Case of the Smoked Cigar
 
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium pay ...
 
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