21 - Lawyers & Sperm
 
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in a million become a human being. ...
 
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 22 - Drug Cure fer sure!
 
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to s ...
 
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 23 - Bronze sculptures
 
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop ow ...
 
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 24 - Lawyer Source
 
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. Doctor, she asks nervously, can you get pregnant from anal intercourse? Certainly, replies the doctor, Where do you think lawyers come from! ...
 
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 25 - Virgin
 
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding. Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin? My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be. Well, father, ...
 
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 26 - Hard To Get
 
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and ...
 
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 27 - Punishment
 
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. 'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all ...
 
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 28 - 2 Bullets
 
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. ...
 
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 29 - Out of a tree
 
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. ...
 
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 30 - Bucket
 
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket. ...
 
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