11 - Valentine's Cards
 
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over the ...
 
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 12 - The Bunny and the Snake
 
A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the ...
 
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 13 - An Old Man's Dying Request
 
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate. 1.His Doctor 2.His Priest 3.His Lawyer Well, today I found out I d ...
 
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 14 - Lawyers
 
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that ...
 
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 15 - How Do You Feel?
 
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. Didn't you say at the scene of the accide ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 30 fois
 16 - Lawyers
 
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer. The receptionist replies, I'm sorry, but Mr. Taylor died last week. The man says nothing and hangs up the phone. The next day he call ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 39 fois
 17 - True Lawyer Statements
 
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically arenââ?¬â?¢t funny ââ?¬â? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide... 1) Was that the same nose you broke as a ch ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 30 fois
 18 - Another Dumb Viagra Joke
 
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller! ...
 
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 19 - Good Lawyers?
 
What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? Answer: A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the Judge!!! ...
 
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 20 - Disorder in Court
 
From a little book called Disorder in the Court. These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the i ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 38 fois