1 - Jungle Accident
 
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything. So the next morning the ...
 
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 2 - Thirteen!
 
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why the ...
 
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 3 - Phone Number
 
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone? ...
 
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 4 - The Three Idiots
 
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away. The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned. The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned. The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,I'm tired. I think I'll swim back. ...
 
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 5 - Darwin Awards
 
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. And now, for this year's i ...
 
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 6 - Brightness
 
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work. ...
 
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 7 - Can You See?
 
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night? Joe: During the day of course. Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you can see the stars. ...
 
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 8 - The 3 Guys in a Plane
 
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash. They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple. The 2nd one threw out a bannana. The 3rd one threw out a bomb. There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was la ...
 
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 9 - Stand up nuts!
 
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director said: If I prove to you how well behaved they a ...
 
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 10 - Two drunks
 
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. What are we going to do? asks the drunk passenger. Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and sti ...
 
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