71 - Great Tips and Suggestions
 
Great Tips and Suggestions Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remot ...
 
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 72 - Idiots on a desert island
 
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island. What should we do?, said Ed. Hmmm, let's think., replied Fred. Ed shook his head, No, let's do something you can do too! ...
 
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 73 - Guy's - Don't Do This On A Date
 
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. ...
 
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 74 - Balls!
 
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country. He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away ...
 
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 75 - Artificial Insemination
 
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have ...
 
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 76 - Computer Problem
 
Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you? Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. What sort of trouble? Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away. Went away? They disappeared. Hmm. S ...
 
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 77 - Screwy Date
 
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?, he says. That's coo ...
 
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 78 - Driving Violations
 
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says What's the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going ...
 
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 79 - Greenhorn In Alaska
 
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough. The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he had to ...
 
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 80 - Constipation Remedy
 
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. Have you been taking them regularly? the doctor asked. What do you ...
 
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