51 - Dyslexic Pimp
 
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse! ...
 
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 52 - Somebody flunked elf school...
 
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, My name's the same as yours. Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, Well, hello, Harold! ...
 
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 53 - The Motor Home
 
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home! The waitress runs over ...
 
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 54 - The Crazies
 
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting Twelve! Twelve! over a fence. As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious, the man looks through a gap in the fence. Suddenly he's poked in the eye ...
 
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 55 - Costume party
 
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on... just a pair of pants. What the ...
 
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 56 - gorge
 
what do you get with Gorge Bush and a ball of yarn? a stupid southern man that made the worlds ball of yarn. ...
 
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 57 - Help!
 
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance! ...
 
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 58 - Mental power outages ...
 
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought General Motors was in the army. He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. He tripped over a cor ...
 
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 59 - By the Lantern Light
 
The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing. Soon, ...
 
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 60 - First Child
 
A man speaks frantically into the phone, My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart! Is this her first child? the doctor queries. No, you idiot! the man shouts. This is her husband! ...
 
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