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 41 - Literal Actions
 
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! .. and one of the guys says, the sign says: FIRST COME ...
 
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 42 - Blind man
 
I was walking into the store the other day when I saw this blind man an his seeing eye dog. Suddenly, the man grabs the dogs leash, and starts swinging the dog around his head. I walked up and said Hey, what the hell are you doin? The blind man said ...
 
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 43 - Drunk
 
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, You have to take a Breathalyzer test. The guy says, I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit. The cop says, Then I have to give you a blood test. The guy says, You ...
 
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 44 - Officer Involved Shooting
 
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was smoking as she began to pump her gas, so she flicked it away. A spark landed on her hand and th ...
 
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 45 - Speech to the deaf.
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then hi ...
 
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 46 - 1 wish ?
 
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, ...
 
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 47 - The mime!
 
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned the volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts! ...
 
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 48 - Skylights
 
I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the people that live upstairs are really mad! ...
 
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 49 - Lotto
 
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help. Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get so ...
 
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 50 - Suspense!
 
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? ...
 
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