401 - shut up, trouble, and manners
 
one day there were 3 brothers, shut up trouble and manners. one day trouble ran away and shut up and manners went to look for him. shut up was driving and manners was in the back seat. shut up was speeding and got pulled over by the police. the police sai ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 53 fois
 402 - Your momma was a...?
 
Try to rhyme after this:Eenie,meanie,miney,moe. Your momma was a...? YOU GET THE PICTURE..... ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 63 fois
 403 - owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
 
There is a guy in a bar who has to take a shit really really bad but he notices that the mens bathroom is all packed. so he goes up to the bartender and askeshey can i use the womens restroom? the bartender says sure but dont press any of the buttons in t ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 53 fois
 404 - brain charity unit.
 
Hi, Im donating to fix your stupid brain charity, biotch! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 62 fois
 405 - butcher joke
 
why did the butcher cry? because he chopped off the wrong sausage. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 78 fois
 406 - The dog and the lady
 
There was once a dog who said to a women if he could get some.The lady said what? the dog said bend over and touch your toes tell me wat you gonna do get low get low the lady said oh ok. Now what do i do? The dog says spread your legs and let me in she sa ...
 
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 407 - hunting
 
there is two guys hunting and one of them faints the other one panics and calls an ambulance he says my friend has just dropped dead the operator says check if he is dead he fires his rifle at his mate ok he his dead ...
 
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 408 - The stupid football player
 
There was a mother and her new born baby on the 23rd floor of her apartment. Across the street there was a football player who was also on the 23rd floor of her apartment. One day there was a fire in the mothers apartment building and the mother was tr ...
 
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 409 - Pirate
 
their was a pirate that walked into a bar with a sterring wheel hanging from his pants and the bartender says you got a sterring wheel hanging from your pants and the pirate says I know it is driving me crazy. ...
 
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 410 - Mouse Talk
 
A mouse walks into a cheese factory, and asks the manager (a mouse) can I have some cheese? and the manager said sneeze? and the other mouse said no cheese!!! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 47 fois