111 - Meet Roy the drunk!
 
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to ...
 
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 112 - More Darwin Awards!
 
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Anselmo m ...
 
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 113 - Do you need a sign?
 
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, I'm Stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign. It's like before my wife and I mov ...
 
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 114 - Victorias Secret...
 
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks, just sniffing 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind 7. Mom will love this 6. Oh size won't matter, she's inflatable. ...
 
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 115 - The Golden Urinal
 
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! S ...
 
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 116 - Will the real dummy stand up!
 
I give all of these people a DUH! - DOH! - & Woo-hoo! HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWARD! AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Let that ...
 
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 117 - Letters To Landlord
 
Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords! The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. ...
 
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 118 - Coach Wants A Raise
 
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. Please, protested the college President, you already make more than the entire History department. Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what ...
 
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 119 - Crime=Idiots=Don't Pay!
 
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted ...
 
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 120 - Diving Deep
 
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went bel ...
 
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