101 - Free samples
 
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples! ...
 
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 102 - Don't look down!
 
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater. As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any manners! Where did you come from? T ...
 
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 103 - Don't eat and drive!
 
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in Twister. I asked the manager what had happened. He to ...
 
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 104 - Wrong instructions.
 
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic mar ...
 
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 105 - What a Bonehead!
 
Several years ago we had an intern who was not very swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary. I'm almost out of typing paper, he said. What do I do? Just use copy machine paper, she said to him. With that, the intern took his last r ...
 
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 106 - The idiot drunk!
 
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another, and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with di ...
 
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 107 - Charlie left town.
 
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, Charlie, what are you doing? Charlie replied, Driving to Chicago! The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next ...
 
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 108 - My Car was stolen!!!
 
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator! he cried out. The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene. However, bef ...
 
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 109 - How do you keep an idiot occupied?
 
How do you keep a idiot occupied? (Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Scroll Up) (he-he)(woo-hoo!) (yee-haa!) ...
 
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 110 - What a bonehead!
 
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the ...
 
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