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 91 - Chapped Lips
 
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing. Whatya do that fer ...
 
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 92 - Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
 
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that the only other inhabitants on the island are a flock of sheep. After many months he realizes how difficult life is without having a woman by his side. He m ...
 
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 93 - Computer Idiots
 
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures. I said in the memo that the disks were failing due to head crashe ...
 
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 94 - Wrong Nails
 
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails. Hold it!, says Dummer.Why are you throwing all those nails away? Because., says Dum. The heads are on the wrong end. You dummy!, replies Dummer. Those are ...
 
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 95 - Outsmarting the Boss
 
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and the boys soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, You notice how the boss has been leaving work early for lunch and comes back late the past few weeks? Well, I'v ...
 
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 96 - No Smoking Here
 
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar. The owner, a bit outraged, says Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.. A bit bewildered, the guy answers But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here. The owner quietly ...
 
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 97 - Roses for the Wife
 
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss. Then she wispered in his ear I guess I'm just gonna spend all night on my back with my legs in the air. ...
 
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 98 - Cork it!
 
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse. They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager noticed a cork up the other teenagers butt. So when they got out of the showerhouse, the first teen ...
 
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 99 - Things NOT to say to a Cop!
 
Things NOT to say to a Cop! 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' abo ...
 
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 100 - HELP...911
 
A man frantically calls 911 and says, help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart. 911: is this her first child?. Man: Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband! ...
 
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