1 - Just one wish.
 
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah.This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a lit ...
 
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 2 - Top 10 things you'll never hear a girl say.
 
1) I'mbored. Let's shave my pussy! 2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with yourfriends? 3) Great fart!! Rip another one! 4) Pet names are silly.I just call it my c*nt. 5) You should see the shit I justbirthed. 6) I'd rather play Duke Nukem th ...
 
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 3 - Adam talks to God.
 
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions? GOD replied, Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to cr ...
 
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 4 - The Man's Point System!
 
THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEM For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are s ...
 
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 5 - Men and trust.
 
Men -- are you sure you can trust something that bleeds for seven days and still lives? ...
 
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 6 - Well I wanna be a...
 
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. I will grant you each a wish, he said. Why not, thought th ...
 
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 7 - How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
 
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. She puts on one of those pads with wings, then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom. She's developed a new talent ...
 
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 8 - What an idiot!
 
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop for the night. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a nice clear, wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, becaus ...
 
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 9 - Men have only two faults.
 
Women's faults are many, men have only 2: Everything they say and everything they do. ...
 
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 10 - Don't be sexist...
 
Don't be sexist... broads hate that! ...
 
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