81 - Analysis of A Man
 
Man - A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches. Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs) Occurrence: Found ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 31 fois
 82 - Dumb,eh?
 
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom. He demandingly asked, What on earth are you doing?!?!! The wife turned to the other man and replied, ...
 
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 83 - Mens Endowments
 
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things. The penis was also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The problem was that God had only given Ada ...
 
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 84 - Why Man, Then Woman
 
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece. ...
 
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 85 - So She Would Love You
 
Man says to God, God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God says, So you would love her. But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb? God replies, So she would love you. ...
 
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 86 - Act of Generosity
 
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor... I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum. You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's a lot of money to give away ...
 
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 87 - Fourth Time Married
 
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time. Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim. Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Jim: How terrible! And your seco ...
 
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 88 - Samples Needed
 
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen. I told him, Just give them your underwear. ...
 
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 89 - Sister and Priest
 
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only one room available ...
 
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 90 - Men's Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
 
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal. These have been known as restrooms, bathrooms, outhouses, commodes, men's rooms, and several other names. As with any ...
 
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