61 - Eyes
 
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!! ...
 
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 62 - Men vs. Women
 
Why are women like parking spaces? The best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. ...
 
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 63 - Difference Between A Man and Woman
 
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the hill. The woman was going down the hill. Then the woman yells out - Pig!. The man then yells back - Bitch! and continues up the hill, over the top and down the other side of the hill, un ...
 
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 64 - Brains
 
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain. So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse. On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $20 ...
 
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 65 - Rule of Thumb
 
The phrase rule of thumb is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. ...
 
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 66 - Talking Dirty
 
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute! ...
 
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 67 - Four Words
 
Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego: Is it in yet? ...
 
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 68 - Men
 
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. ...
 
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 69 - Shorties
 
A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don't know son, I'm still paying! ~~~ First guy (proudly): My wife's an angel! Second guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive. ...
 
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 70 - Ladies Track
 
What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's? The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 112 fois