31 - I'm glad I'm a man
 
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't get wa ...
 
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 32 - I'm glad I'm a woman
 
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, a ...
 
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 33 - A Woman's Rule of Thumb
 
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ...
 
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 34 - Bunch of good one-liners
 
Women One Liners 1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. 2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. 3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not on ...
 
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 35 - Advantages of older women...
 
Advantages of dating older women... An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, What are you thinking? An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman ...
 
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 36 - Why Beer is Better than Women
 
Why Beer is Better than Women 1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. 5. WHEN YOUR BEER GO ...
 
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 37 - Three mistresses
 
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them each $150 and telling them to go off and spend it how they see fit. The first girl come ...
 
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 38 - How did you know?
 
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk. He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought an ...
 
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 39 - Foreplay?
 
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. It doesn't last long enough! ...
 
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 40 - Confusing women!!
 
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!! ...
 
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