91 - Men's Pissing Rules
 
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from someone, they will think that you think that they are gay. b. Three shakes only. Two is unhygi ...
 
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 92 - Types of Men Pissers
 
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants. Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes. Cross-eyed: Looks ...
 
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 93 - Think You're A Man?
 
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man? ...
 
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 94 - Men Have Two Faults
 
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do. ...
 
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 95 - Men's Greeting Cards
 
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to attract more males to buy and exchange greeting cards, the following are some greeting card suggestions created to attract more male buyers: Cover pict ...
 
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 96 - Man Need
 
A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer. ...
 
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 97 - Dumber Sex
 
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex? ...
 
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 98 - Great Lover
 
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded! ...
 
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 99 - Not Just Sex
 
They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true. They also care a lot about power, world domination, money, and beer. ...
 
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 100 - Seen You Before?
 
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Yes, she replied in a loud voice, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic. ...
 
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