1 - Polish Air Disaster
 
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but remember it's just a joke! Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search a ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 170 fois
 2 - The Italian
 
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say, you no understand, I wanna t ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 169 fois
 3 - Amish father
 
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 150 fois
 4 - Big Chief, No Fart!
 
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief. So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief. The first few days pass and ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 136 fois
 5 - Chinese laundry man
 
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a building with a ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 159 fois
 6 - How to confuse a Polak
 
Q: How do you confuse a Polak (polish guy)? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 131 fois
 7 - Pat and Mike at the brewery.
 
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident. Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness. Saints Preserve us, says she, is Mike alrigh ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 243 fois
 8 - Marooned
 
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 134 fois
 9 - The Chinese construction worker.
 
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, you're in charge of Sweeping,I want this whole area swept up before I get back. He says to the Italian, You're in charge ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 135 fois
 10 - Where the winds blow.
 
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana? A. Kentucky sucks. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 152 fois