71 - Bad Breath
 
A man is forced to seek a doctor's advice because his breath smells terrible. The doctor examines him and says: Either stop biting your nails or stop scratching your hemorrhoids! ...
 
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 72 - Forever Patient
 
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr.Ivanov has passed away? Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him ...
 
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 73 - Money On the Side
 
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon? He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side. ...
 
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 74 - Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
 
The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline United States Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney, AP Science writer Washington - Hospitals cost almost 40 per cent more in the United States t ...
 
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 75 - I Wanna Be A Commie
 
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. You only have six months to live. The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist. ...
 
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 76 - Hard of Hearing
 
A patient goes to a Polish doctor: Patient: I am having a hard time hearing. I cannot even hear myself cough. Doctor: Here is a prescription, take the midicine for 7 days, then return for a checkup. Seven Days Later: Patient: Thanks a million, docto ...
 
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 77 - What Floor Please?
 
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins. The pharmacist replies, We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer? The woman asks, What's the difference? Pharmacist replies, It depends on what you flow is like! Wo ...
 
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 78 - Polish Wedding Night
 
What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name. ...
 
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 79 - Cajun Virgin
 
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His father asks him, Son, why you not with you bride on you honeymoon? The boy replies, Daddy I was ...
 
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 80 - Upmanship
 
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, ...
 
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