61 - Buckwheat 'n Darla
 
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'? Darla says, d-u-m-b, dumb. The teacher says, Very good. Now use it in a sentence. She responds, Buckwheat is dumb. Now spell 'stupid'. Darla says, s-t-u-p-i-d. ...
 
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 62 - Amish meet The Elevator
 
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, What is this, Father? The father [never ...
 
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 63 - sh-sh-sheets
 
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart. ...
 
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 64 - Don't Cut
 
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis). The patient goes to a doctor who says he's never seen anything like it, but his penis will probably have to be am ...
 
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 65 - Med Examination
 
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable. Haven't you been examined like this before? asks the doctor. Many times, she giggles, but never by doctor! ...
 
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 66 - Best Son
 
There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons. The first one says My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in New York City. The second one says, My son has done better than that. He is the best doctor in New York City. The third ...
 
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 67 - Wrong Operation
 
One Polish surgeon asks another: How did that appendectomy go? Appendectomy? shrieks the other. I though it was an autopsy! ...
 
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 68 - Looking Great
 
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo with black tie. The doctor says, I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo b ...
 
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 69 - Brain Operation
 
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says, I've just got to ...
 
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 70 - Polish Medical Dictionary
 
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Section - a ...
 
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