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 21 - Liver and Cheese.
 
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops them. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony. He tells them, Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use the words liver and cheese in a sentence. So, the firs ...
 
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 22 - Medium Smeduim!
 
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the voices of the dead from the other world. We all talk to them! Last week, I talked with my mother, may s ...
 
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 23 - Sheep Shagging
 
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep? Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sh ...
 
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 24 - No Irish Lawyers?
 
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers? A: The majority of them can't pass the bar! ...
 
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 25 - What a way to go!
 
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. Brenda, may I come in? he asks. I've somethin' to tell ya. Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband? That's what I'm here ...
 
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 26 - Chinese dog treat
 
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink. So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way. Then the Scotsman se ...
 
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 27 - Nurse converse.
 
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria were discussing boyfriends, past and present. Suddenly, a nurse from New York City said, Well, I have discovered men are all alike! Whereupon, a pert little nurse from Dallas laughed and slapped ...
 
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 28 - Are there Jews in China?
 
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid, asked Al, are there any Jews in China? I don't know, Sid replied. Why don't we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews? I don't know sir, let me ask, th ...
 
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 29 - A Room for a Night
 
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, Sorry, no room. The hotel is full. The Jewish lady sa ...
 
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 30 - How!
 
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc. As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say Wanna . I watche ...
 
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