81 - Less Sex
 
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, she says. The doctor adv ...
 
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 82 - Knee Pains
 
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees? ...
 
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 83 - Critical Vet
 
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind ...
 
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 84 - Onion Balls
 
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. How's your sex life? the do ...
 
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 85 - Looking
 
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, Doctor, am I going in ...
 
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 86 - Definition of an anesthesiologist
 
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill. ...
 
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 87 - The Urinalysis
 
One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd ...
 
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 88 - Pulling Teeth
 
A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it ...
 
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 89 - Paying the Dentist
 
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet. Seeing this the dentist said, Please don't, you don't need to pay me now. The patient answered: Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious! ...
 
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 90 - Minding his manners.
 
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, Yes sir, may we help you? There's something wrong with my dick, he replied. The receptionist became aggravated and said, You shouldn't come into a crowde ...
 
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