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 71 - Dead Plants
 
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died! ...
 
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 72 - Get Sober!
 
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking. In that case, said the patient, I'll come back when you're sober! ...
 
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 73 - Surgeon General Warnings
 
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surgeon General's office, has compiled for non-confidential distribution a list of activities which, while not definitely linked to death or established as cau ...
 
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 74 - Uncommon Perversions
 
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted. What sort of perversion ...
 
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 75 - Editing the Prescription
 
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will. That is very kind of you, said the do ...
 
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 76 - Ouch!
 
A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at the top of his lungs. Right behind the patient is a nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boiling ...
 
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 77 - Breeding Problem
 
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant. Well said the doctor, It's possible you don't breed in captivity! ...
 
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 78 - Sore Throat
 
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. What does this have to do with my throat? Nothing, I just hate the neighbors! ...
 
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 79 - Swallowed A Mouse
 
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he's gagging and thrashing about. I'll be right over, the doctor said. In the m ...
 
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 80 - Longer Life
 
A man goes to the doctor and says, Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do? I think that is a wise decision, the doctor replies. Let's see, do you smoke? Oh.. Half a pack a day. Starting NOW, no more smoking. The man agrees. The docto ...
 
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