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 61 - Many Bones
 
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 172 fois
 62 - Food for Thought
 
Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out. Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 147 fois
 63 - Preventative Medicine
 
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 144 fois
 64 - Lose Weight
 
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 140 fois
 65 - Bit by Bit
 
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 131 fois
 66 - Who's God?
 
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 131 fois
 67 - Long Life
 
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 136 fois
 68 - Getting Better
 
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet... ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 140 fois
 69 - Be Patient
 
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to eat ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 128 fois
 70 - Death
 
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 163 fois
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