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 51 - File Your Nails
 
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 130 fois
 52 - Being Old and Bent
 
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young and broke. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 124 fois
 53 - Ticklish Tongue
 
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 138 fois
 54 - Good Sneeze!
 
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with a grin): Black pepper! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 138 fois
 55 - Second Opinion
 
Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor... Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion! Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 144 fois
 56 - Get a Life
 
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don't touch a drop. Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don't smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I do ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 121 fois
 57 - Impaired Vision
 
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 130 fois
 58 - Can't Hear
 
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 116 fois
 59 - Panic
 
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans, the toast's getting cold! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 124 fois
 60 - Stirring Prescription
 
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 132 fois
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