31 - A Tool
 
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity. ...
 
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 32 - Pulling Teeth
 
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work?!?!? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. ...
 
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 33 - How can you tell Doc?
 
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, Have you done oral sex lately? The man replied, Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have you found a ...
 
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 34 - Depressed Dentist
 
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth. ...
 
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 35 - Adjust the Chair
 
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out! says the dentist. Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!! cries the lady. In that case, I will have to a ...
 
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 36 - Bad News 1
 
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be wors ...
 
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 37 - Bad News 2
 
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Well... The bad news first. ...
 
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 38 - Bad News 4
 
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess. Doctor: You only have one week left to live. Patient: Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now? Doctor: We ...
 
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 39 - Bad News 5
 
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, a ...
 
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 40 - Bad News 6
 
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about ...
 
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