1 - Yo mama so fat...
 
Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her, and I ran out of gas! ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 186 fois
 2 - Blowing Bubbles
 
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 130 fois
 3 - Mind
 
Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone! ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 125 fois
 4 - At the store.
 
You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!! ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 135 fois
 5 - What's O. J. Simpson's Internet addres
 
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 123 fois
 6 - Heavy metal guitarist
 
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar? A: Put sheet music in front of him. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 108 fois
 7 - Rejected Hallmark Cards
 
Rejected Hallmark Cards: So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. You had ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 108 fois
 8 - Stevie Wonder's Wife
 
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he. ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 111 fois
 9 - George Carlin funnies!
 
George Carlin Ads in Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I ma ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 106 fois
 10 - I dont want a ride!
 
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop. The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops. She kept he ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 115 fois