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 41 - FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
 
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place anima ...
 
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 42 - Put-downs Galore!
 
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A room temperature IQ. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ig ...
 
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 43 - Together At Last
 
Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, At last they're together. At last they're together. A mourner whispers, Why are you making such a tumult? She was a ...
 
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 44 - A woman's random thoughts!
 
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, You know sometimes I just forget to eat. Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to for ...
 
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 45 - We've been robbed!
 
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, We're ruined, a ...
 
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 46 - Go for Gold
 
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. Olympic condoms?, she blurts, What makes them so special? They're in three colours, he ...
 
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 47 - Put-Downs
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one! Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough. A man's got to do what a man's got to ...
 
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 48 - Harrassment
 
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tell ...
 
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 49 - The Dreams
 
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the silence by saying she had a dream last night. The husband asked her about what. She said she had a dream she was at an au ...
 
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 50 - Rectum Stretcher
 
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill. Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed I can't break this! I need exact change. Come on buddy. Jack pleaded, Can't you give me a break, just ...
 
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