31 - Punkrocker's Hair
 
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings. When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anyt ...
 
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 32 - Mixed Emotions
 
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ...
 
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 33 - Restaurant Specialty
 
Waiter to customer: Our specialty is snails. I know. One of them served me the last time I was here! ...
 
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 34 - Royal Penis Comparison
 
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis. The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people ...
 
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 35 - List of Funny Insults!
 
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? You'd make a lovely corpse! I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without ...
 
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 36 - The Life Of The Party
 
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party. John, she said, did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are? No, the man replied happily, looking a ...
 
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 37 - Bad Breath
 
You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper! ...
 
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 38 - What's the diff...
 
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. ...
 
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 39 - The farmer's wife.
 
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows. He grabs her butt and says, If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens. The wife grabs the farmer's dick a ...
 
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 40 - Alot Alike
 
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house. ...
 
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