21 - Send Mother In Law
 
Sign seen in a small restaurant: Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law. ...
 
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 22 - Mother In Law Had Friends
 
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died. Well, replied the man, she mus ...
 
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 23 - Mother In Law With Broom
 
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. Tell me, he said to her, are you going to clean house with it or fly away on it? ...
 
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 24 - Mother In Law Misses Train
 
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, My god! It's already three P.M. I'm about to miss my train! She begins ...
 
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 25 - Genie and Mother-in-law
 
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice. The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars ...
 
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 26 - Small Penis
 
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zi ...
 
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 27 - My Montana Diary
 
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them. Oct. 14 Montana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red a ...
 
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 28 - Texan Buys Spread
 
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. Yeah, ma'am he says to the barmaid ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a ...
 
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 29 - Docs Go To Heaven
 
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician. St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doc told him. Sounds ...
 
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 30 - Surgeon Preference
 
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. The second said, I think librarians are the easiest to o ...
 
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