11 - Ford Jokes
 
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Daily) ...
 
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 12 - Knights of Columbus and Shriners
 
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight, always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone! ...
 
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 13 - Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
 
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... The other is used to carry groceries. ...
 
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 14 - Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
 
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy: A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a happy meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. All foam, no beer. The butter has slipped off his pancake. The cheese slid off his ...
 
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 15 - Vultures and Mothers In Law
 
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until you're dead to pick on you. ...
 
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 16 - Cremate Mother In Law
 
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated. He replies, Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes! ...
 
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 17 - Ugly Growth
 
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law. ...
 
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 18 - Mother In Law Happiness
 
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. ...
 
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 19 - Punishment For Bigamy
 
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law's! ...
 
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 20 - Depressed Over Mother In Law
 
Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter? Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!! What's so bad about that? You should celebrate the event!! No, no, see...that was ...
 
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