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1 - A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
Vue : 148 fois
2 - Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
Vue : 151 fois
3 - Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for... Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs. ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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4 - Time to turn off the computer when...
It's time to turn off your computer when... ...you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your email first. ...you name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom. ...you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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5 - Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY --------------- Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system c ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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6 - Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have dinner with God. During dinner He tells them: I needed three important people to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroy the Earth. Yeltsin immediately ca ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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7 - Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him. ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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8 - Bill Gates' Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night? Now I know why you called your company Microsoft ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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9 - Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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10 - Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any Key to Press Return Key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
Vue : 130 fois
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