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 71 - If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
 
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter. Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: ...
 
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 72 - Too much of the 90's!
 
Signs you've had too much of the 90's! You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as getting wasted. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him ...
 
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 73 - But how do I know...
 
Tech Support: What does the screen say now. Person: It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'. Tech Support: Well? Person: How do I know when it's ready? ...
 
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 74 - Help me...I'm hooked!
 
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such? For those of us folks who chat on line too much? If there was a group, I would like it just fine, Except that it prob'bly would be here online! Are there therapists here? I think I saw some. Its got me, i ...
 
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 75 - 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
 
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed bef ...
 
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 76 - Cybersex Discussion
 
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Swe ...
 
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 77 - Computer gender war!
 
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in Engl ...
 
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 78 - Addicted to AOL!
 
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the world who would ...
 
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 79 - Happily Addicted to the Web!
 
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware t ...
 
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 80 - Technological Doctor
 
One day, a man complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor. His friend said, Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of yo ...
 
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