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 61 - Computer Terms
 
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error - Hello, I ...
 
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 62 - Read The Manual Please!
 
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head consum ...
 
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 63 - Computers - Male or Female
 
Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're stil ...
 
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 64 - New Viruses!
 
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're pa ...
 
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 65 - Trucker Computer Terms
 
Hard drive -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. Keyboard ---- Place to hang your truck keys. Window ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns. Floppy ------ When you run out of Polygrip. ...
 
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 66 - Bill Gates, the Antichrist
 
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 21 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666 WINDOWS95 87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666 SYSTEM 7. 0 83 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666 Coincidence? I think not! ...
 
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 67 - Modem Addiction
 
Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450? my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. That's more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive)computer! she continued as she escalated to screami ...
 
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 68 - Guide to Safe Fax
 
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMOS ...
 
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 69 - Shakespearian Computer Story
 
Through infinite myst, software reverberates In code possess'd of invisible folly. Wilt thou dare interface With thy Apple Macintosh keypad By toggling my tweaky bosom? Alack! Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover. Behold beta beauty in a ...
 
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 70 - You've Got Mail
 
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed. About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once aga ...
 
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