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 51 - The Latest E-mail Virus
 
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line Free Money, DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic ...
 
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 52 - A Microsoft Tale
 
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position an ...
 
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 53 - Computer Illiteracy
 
1. Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any Key to Press Return Key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. Th ...
 
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 54 - Restaurants Like Microsoft
 
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software: Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't ...
 
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 55 - Addicted To AOL
 
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if... .....Tech Support calls You for help. .....Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL .....You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. .....You keep begging your friend ...
 
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 56 - To Computer: Is there a God?
 
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question. They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked together. They asked the question, IS T ...
 
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 57 - Taking Dweebonics Classes
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES 10. They tilt their head sideways to smile. 9. When you ground them, they say, Your UI could really use some work. 8. They say, My dad can beat your dad at Quake. 7. Instead of laughing, they ...
 
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 58 - You Are A Geek If...
 
How do you know if you are a geek? Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $ 500.00 ...
 
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 59 - Too Much Computer
 
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG... When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When you are counting objects, you go 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.... When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors. When y ...
 
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 60 - Email Like Penis
 
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don't have ...
 
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