41 - PC Support
 
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case: Caller Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support? Tech Yes how ...
 
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 42 - Computers Must Be Male
 
Top 10 reasons computers must be male: 1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. A better model is always just around the corner. 3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 5. They ...
 
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 43 - Programmer And An Engineer
 
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other... A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to s ...
 
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 44 - Wrong ISP
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER 1. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string. 2. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler. 3. Their chief t ...
 
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 45 - New Computer Viruses!
 
New Computer Viruses! John Bobbit Virus-- Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will never work again.) •Oprah Winfrey Virus-- Your 850 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 200 MB, and then slowly expands back to 850 ...
 
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 46 - Got No Ears
 
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this unusual handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of ...
 
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 47 - Girlfriend Upgrades
 
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiance 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger: has taken up all his space. Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do any ...
 
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 48 - Happily Addicted to the Web
 
Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard ...
 
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 49 - Shift Key FAQ
 
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A. Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean up, as in look up at the screen. Y ...
 
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 50 - Coincidences of Bill Gates
 
The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means the order of third (3rd.) By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following ...
 
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