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 31 - Ways A Nerd Can Impress
 
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date 10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program. 9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret m ...
 
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 32 - You're hooked if...
 
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when.... 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. 3. You turn off your modem and get t ...
 
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 33 - New Viruses
 
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected with ANY of these horrible viruses. 1. Freudian Virus ...
 
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 34 - 3 times a virgin.
 
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. Well, she said. The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage. The second time I married a n ...
 
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 35 - Signs You are an Internet Geek
 
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek... 10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is Hi, what's your URL? 8. Instead of calling ...
 
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 36 - Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
 
1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. ...
 
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 37 - Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
 
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal pa ...
 
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 38 - Undocumented Windows Errors
 
•WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger •WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet •WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file •WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong •WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System c ...
 
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 39 - Bill Gates In Purgatory
 
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure where to send you. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every ...
 
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 40 - Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
 
VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROS ...
 
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